A Facebook page as a person? Has the idea ever crossed your mind? Have you even thought what kind of a personality they would portray?
Well its actually a weird though, i Know. But let just play along and think for a few moments here, just for the fun of it.
We know that 93% of the most engaging posts on Facebook are pictures which means that had this page were a person they would be a very visually oriented person while those spammers who make their own fan pages for attracting human users to them and then selling their links to third parties who actually be quite an obnoxious person to be avoided at all costs.